How many Fruity Pebbles make up a box? I don't know but there certainly was a lot of them on the show I Love New York. Remember the "Genuwine knock-off" and his brother the "bargain basement Prince circa 1982" better known as Real and Chance? Well they now have a new show coming out called "Real Chance at Love". WTF???? All I can say is, it has to be another Tila Tequila situation, (both guys and girls allowed), because they look Fruitier than a fruit cake!!! Speaking of Fruit cake--they weren't the only "Fruity Pebbles" on I love New York, the guy Jennifer Hudson is engaged to was a contestant as well. His name was Punk on the show, all I can say is Jennifer might want to REALLY think about WHY he was named Punk!!! Okay so I'm actually just speculating about these guys. I don't have one shred of evidence that says they're anything other than heterosexual men. I just have one heck of a gay-dar, besides you all were thinking the same thing!!! While I'm at it, let me say right now for the record, that I love my Gay and Lesbian folk. I think they make the world a beautiful place...Literally, (my makeup guy George has turned me from ashy to classy on a number of occasions!!!). I encourage people to love who they want to love and applaud them for following their hearts and not conventional society.
Now that I cleared that up, let me get back with the program. I have a real problem with men and women, mostly men, claiming they "bat" right when you can see they bat "LEFT" or those who "Switch hit" with out notice!!! I admit it. I'm a little "noided" about this but I can't help it after reading the DL book, seeing the movie Cover by Bill Duke, (If you have not seen it--Rent it. It's a MUST SEE!!!), and listening to my friend, a new corrections officer, (on the job 6 months), recounting the numerous "Thugs" they've caught in less than "Thugg-ish" positions, (both"pitching" and "catching"!!). I got a right to be extremely paranoid!!! So what's the point of the story??? Declare a team!!! If it's left, it's LEFT!!! If it's right its RIGHT!!! and if it's both---Have a ball!!! Everybody ain't in the Military so that "don't ask, don't tell" crap "DON'T APPLY"!!! Besides sometimes we see you anyway...um Jonathon Plummer, I mean Mr. Terry McMillan. To my undercover fella's stop acting like Scarface around your girl and Lil Kim around your boy unless everybody knows what's up and what ever any of you do whether you're Straight, Gay, Lesbian, All of the above or none of the above, what ever you do always wear a condom!!! Sistahs remember they will test your man when he enters the prison system for AIDS but they don't test them before they come out. If your man is looking at some serious time you might want to wait until he gets a "Green" card before you properly welcome him back home.
~d-the-VIP
Now that I cleared that up, let me get back with the program. I have a real problem with men and women, mostly men, claiming they "bat" right when you can see they bat "LEFT" or those who "Switch hit" with out notice!!! I admit it. I'm a little "noided" about this but I can't help it after reading the DL book, seeing the movie Cover by Bill Duke, (If you have not seen it--Rent it. It's a MUST SEE!!!), and listening to my friend, a new corrections officer, (on the job 6 months), recounting the numerous "Thugs" they've caught in less than "Thugg-ish" positions, (both"pitching" and "catching"!!). I got a right to be extremely paranoid!!! So what's the point of the story??? Declare a team!!! If it's left, it's LEFT!!! If it's right its RIGHT!!! and if it's both---Have a ball!!! Everybody ain't in the Military so that "don't ask, don't tell" crap "DON'T APPLY"!!! Besides sometimes we see you anyway...um Jonathon Plummer, I mean Mr. Terry McMillan. To my undercover fella's stop acting like Scarface around your girl and Lil Kim around your boy unless everybody knows what's up and what ever any of you do whether you're Straight, Gay, Lesbian, All of the above or none of the above, what ever you do always wear a condom!!! Sistahs remember they will test your man when he enters the prison system for AIDS but they don't test them before they come out. If your man is looking at some serious time you might want to wait until he gets a "Green" card before you properly welcome him back home.
~d-the-VIP
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