The gloves are off!!! During the reunion episode of Atlanta Housewives there will be more punches thrown than are thrown during a Floyd Mayweather fight and the jabs will be harder than Mike Tyson's! Here's what I know:
Sheree: During the finale she will remain as cool, calm, and "W-itchy" as ever. I guess she has bigger fish to fry as word around Atlanta is that the clothes and shoes that she's been buying in spades on the show were all loans and were returned. While Ms. Sheree is banking on a big payday from her husband who is rumored to have been having an affair with Nicole Gilbert better known as Nicci, one time member of the 90's group Brownstowne, (you may remember their hit song If You Love ME, okay maybe you'll remember they were signed by the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson), It seems that she has reportedly bounced a check here and there hence her new assistant. Am I the only one who noticed that her assistant looked a lot different during her fashion meeting? It seems Evander Holyfields daughter quit after getting one of Sheree's checks that had more bounce than an NBA ball. I hope she gets that settlement money soon or it won't be her "success" people will be talking about!
Ne-Ne: Being true to her character will "keep it real" and say exactly what she thinks. I don't think any of us doubted that. Word has it that she's the break-out star of the show and has been hitting the talk show circuit in New York and may be moving to LA to fulfill a life long dream of being in movies. While she may have dropped 6-G's for her son a few "grown man" suits and close to 40-G's on his graduation gift, (a truck), she knows when and where to save and was recently spotted at one of my favorite, "Brand name for less stores", (TJ Maxx), shopping til she dropped! Unfortunately word has it that a house belonging to a Greg Leakes, (Ne-Ne's husband's name), in the suburb that Ne-Ne reportedly lives in is in foreclosure. Hopefully her husband, a Real Estate investor, is doing a business maneuver or else Ne-Ne will go from being "one of the Joneses" to watching them. She can always fall back on her past career which I've heard involves a pole.
De Shawn: Is as neutral as ever and tries to keep the girls from tearing each other apart. Why not stay calm. She's sitting pretty as her husband Eric (Snow) will collect $7.3 million dollars this year as the last payment on his contract with the Cleveland Cav's. Not one to let his wife "suffer" by not allowing her to keep the accoutrement's that she's grown accustomed to, industrious Mr. Snow has already agreed to be an NBA analyst once he's officially retired, (they're waiting on insurance/disability paperwork to be processed). Yeah he'll still get that 7.3, and his name is on the top of a couple NBA Teams' list for the job of head coach. That pretty much secures this Atlanta Housewife's return next season. I'd say she is a "success"...at choosing a great hubby!
Lisa: This sophisticated lady turns into "Smack-a-witch" in a matter of seconds after she confronts Kim about rumors that she called her a "Crack-ho" and indicated drugs as the reason why she was not awarded custody of her kids, (with R& B crooner Keith Sweat), while on a movie set. Apparently a couple of the actors, including Demi Moore overheard Kim's comments, a few of the actors were friends of Lisa and told her about the incident. Remember in the Incredible Hulk when Bill Bixby used to say "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"? Well that should be Lisa's new saying. Wu Tang Clan had a song called Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin to F-ck wit!, Kim should have remembered Lisa's last name and kept her mouth shut. As for her home life, Lisa has maintained that the only reason she wasn't given custody of her sons was because of their father's fame and says that while she was with Keith she not only raised their 2 sons together but his daughter from a previous relationship. She and her husband are currently working on getting a more satisfactory custody situation and in the meantime are trying to add another bundle of joy to their household. If you need any more proof that Lisa's husband, Ed Hartwell, (who was dropped by the Oakland Raiders), is a sweetie here it is. When asked about his step-son's he said "I don't call them my step-son's. I call them my son's. I tell people I have 3 son's cause that's what I have." Ain't that cute???? Now that they've brought this spitfire to life I can't wait to see her next season. I wonder if Ne-Ne will find out she's the one who told Kim about the song in the limo or better yet will she ask her about it?
Kim: Gets her "come-uppance" Big time!!! While Sheree was there to co-sign Kim's big talk during the other episodes, Kim is gonna find her missing in action when the Sh*t hits the fan on this one. It's a good thing that her Louboutin's were most probably new because she seems to keep putting her foot in her mouth. First Ne-Ne and then Lisa. Who's next??? I guess going on a show while dating a married man probably wasn't the smartest thing to do either because it seems that Big Poppa and Kim have broken off their engagement. Ending their long..... 7-month relationship!!! You heard me right.... 7 MONTHS!!!! According to Kim she broke it off because she felt "Big Poppa wasn't gonna leave his wife." You think??? Heck I'd heard the house shown on the show was a quick move after Big Poppa's wife found out about her. I have tried in vain to find out who Big Poppa is and have heard that he's quite possibly well known Commercial Real Estate tycoon Lee Najjar who's 24 year old son Jared is financing Brody Jenner's, (of MTV's show The Hills) line called Archangel off his "Daddy-supplied" "Black card." Reportedly Jared has also supplied Jenner and Spencer Pratt, (also from The Hills), with a Bentley and Rolls Royce and is called the Godfather because of his limitless funds. Ironically Najjar's wife is named Kim, but, again I have had no confirmation, that he's Big Poppa! What I do know is the Real Housewives' Kim has completed the country album you all are dying to hear and has agreed to bare it all for Playboy, (uh huh, Hugh Hefner's Mag). One other thing.... she's reportedly dating Billionaire Dr. Stefan Lemperle creator of Artefill a widely used wrinkle filler. YEP!!!! BILLIONAIRE!!! (Probably the real reason she broke up with Big poppa). Lemperle can definitely keep her in enough diamonds, Manolo's and Birkin's to make next season!
I don't know how the Real Housewives series can top the Atlanta Housewives. We'll just have to wait and see.
~d-the-VIP
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